Ilang beses ka na ba nilapitan ng isang babae? Maganda ba?
Seksi? Yung tipong hiningi ang cp number mo tsaka ngumisi parang aso. O hindi,
basta ka na lang hinayop ng malulusog nyang ToooooOOot (censorred daw…). Tapos
ikaw naman parang binaliw ng kaniyang mga halik, meaning naakit ka din tapos kung
anong himala na ang ginawa ninyo sa mundo, parang walang pakielam para bang ganto:
Oo, grabi talaga! Ganito kasi mag-isip ang mga dalubhasa ng AXE (yung itak sa babae, este pabangong panlalaki). Yun kasi ang naiisip nilang para mapromote ang kgwapuhan sa mundo, idaan na lang sa pabango kahit pangit, gugwapo. Kamakailan kasi ay naglabas sila ng isang Press Release na nag aanyaya sa mga mga FEELING guwapo at magaganda para sumali sa kanilang laro. Pipili sila ng 100 babae't lalaki para sa laro, tapos may mananalong P1,000,000 EACH! Panuorin mo ito:
O diba? Parang tanga lang e nu, pero masaya yan, try mo sumama. Magdala ka ng kaLIGA mo, baka sakaling yumaman ka ng instant Million. Pramis! Ito din ang ibinigay sa aking PA (Press Release). Ano pang hinihintay mo? Sali na, balato na alng kapag nanalo ka!!!
Every man’s dream fulfilled: The Axe
Anarchy Raid is here!
For
the man’s man, only a few things on this earth can prove as exciting as the
thrill of the hunt. Axe pumps up the pleasure of the predator-and-prey pursuit with
the Axe Anarchy Raid, the metro’s hottest game of cops-and-robbers that
features 100 of the Philippines’ sexiest ladies chasing a hundred ordinary guys for a
two million peso cash prize, to be held on June 9 at Eastwood Plaza, Libis.
The
Axe Anarchy Raid is open to all men of legal age who are bold enough to be part
of the 100 contenders. Playing the role of robbers, the shortlisted men will be
handcuffed and assigned a number. The ladies will play the role of cops and
will also be assigned certain numbers each. Braving a host of wild obstacles
and challenges, the “cops” must hunt down the “robber” with the same number as
hers. The first pair to make a successful arrest will clinch the coveted prize
in this no-losers game of fun and adrenaline-filled pursuit.
The
explosive event is presented by Axe Anarchy, the first fragrance from Axe for
both men and women. With its stimulating
scent that fires up the senses, Axe Anarchy releases uncontrollable appeal in
every hunk and babe and takes attraction to a new level.
Give
in to the new order of insatiable attraction. Try out the new Axe Anarchy and
join the year’s most exciting high-stakes chase. Check out www.facebook.com/axephilippines
for more details and watch out for updates on the list of female celebrities
who will enlist in the hunt.
Sabi ko nga sa iyo, ito ang sikreto nila. Gayahin mo ng magmukhang tanga, este gwapo...
Ipako sa Krus!
Ipako sa Krus!
Bwahaha...